[The English language is a weird one. Many words are spelt the same as other words, but mean totally different things. Like the word skips. They can be the dissolving tastebud exploding crisps, or the open top big conatiner to put your waste in.]
[I sometimes wish that the waste skips tasted like the potatoe skips. No im not totally crazy, but I have three huge skips in my possession. These builder size skips, are taking up valuable space and ruining the look of my houses.]
[I though the compay I had ordered the skips off were a good company. How wrong I was. I have on countless occasions called, wrote and threatened them, but they still have not picked up the skips. They have been sitting full of rubbish in my driveways, attracting vandalism for coming up to 3 months now. ]
[I am in the business of ripping off scummy students by overcharging them for a damp filled, box room, in a considerably questionable part of town. ] [For easy skip hire Mayfair, call freephone 0844 884 6667.]
[my mega evil plan came under attack recently, as a busy body decided to call the council, and complain about the state of the house. I now had to bring it up to standard, or forget about renting them legally. I needed these skips to help clear out the clutter.]
[being a cheapskate, I chose the cheapest skip hire company I could find to hire out three skips. If they don’t collect the skips back of me soon, I will sell them on ebay! Skips muct be valuable right? If anything, I will try and sell them back to the skip hire company that rented them out to me in the first place! that will show them!]
[Everytime I look at the huge yellow eyesores on my drive I think about my favourite crisps, skips. I may sue the company for making me put on a few more pounds and I might throw the weight watchers bill their way the scumbags.]
[Maybe this is a sign for me to stop cutting corners, and look maybe at recommended companies to use in future, this way I may get the job done, and when you look at the bigger picture, I may save money, even if initially it looked dearer! ]

[I will never look at skips the same way again, the potato kind, or the big waste collectors!]

Technorati Tags: , , , ,